And WHOSE FAULT is this ?
'' So .. I heard about these bags.. Sally and Merry.. they talked about them all the time you see.. cough cough ''
'' I think I need to delete Sally from your contacts '' says Mr. P
'' Oh.. but it wasn't HER fault.. not really.. '' insists poorpigling.. '' One day I was just sitting at the computer.. minding my own business.. happy as a lark.. and suddenly out of no where for no reason whatsoever.. or sumtin like that.. Merry emails me and says..'' Look.. Look.. LOOK.. And with a purchase of only one hundred dollars.. you get free ship.. 'I only want a couple of bags.. so if you want some too.. we can go together and get free shipping.. Thats what she said all right..
''uh huh..''
'' And I thought.. why not ?''
''I could have told you why not if you had asked ''
'' But you weren't home dear.. you never are when I need advise you know..''
'' Maybe because I am too busy working to pay for your bags.. '' snorted Mr. P..
'' If you will just let me finish.. Well Merry and I went together and got our needed limit and so I placed an order.. But then the very next day.. Merry saw ANOTHER bag she wanted.. and I just couldn't say no you know.. So .. I placed another order. ''
'' And then I realized what a killer deal we were getting with the discount and FREE ship.. so I just gave up and gave in and placed one more order.. '' sigh.. ''It was a lot of hard work I tell you.. you aren't the only one working for bags.. '' SIGH
'' And besides.. the purchase was so practical.. now.. no matter what dress or what shoe I wear.. I will have a bag to match.. Smart move on my part huh ? ''
'' Now I only need to pay for them with that raise you promised me.. ''
''So NOW you are going to want new shoes too ? ''
'' Of course not dear.. I already bought them.. which is why I really really really need a raise..''
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