Friday, January 27, 2017

           '' OH NO.. I knew it.. I just knew it..   We are being spied on..  SEE.. THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS when you talk about something.. ''  Mrs P cried out..

'' Now now Mrs. P.. surely not.. What even makes you think such a thing ''

            '' I just checked my blog..and I have 143 hits... I ONLY know six people..   Why is this happening to me.. ??''

'' You women.. you all are always talking about something.. its all your fault Mrs. P''

           ''But .. but.. but.. women don't really talk about anything of any importance dear.. we don't want headaches you know.. so it must BE YOU.. '' she said glaring at Mr. P.

'' Me ?  CAN'T be me.. why just the other day you said I didn't know a thing about anything..  so it HAS to be you ..  and it seems to me you get a headache every night anyhow.. ''

       Mrs. P... '' cough cough cough.. its allergies dear.. Cold wind blows in cedar from the north..''

''IN JULY.. Its July dear.'' inquired Mr P..

       ''Oh. then its pollen .. it stuck around since Spring since you haven't mowed the yard lately'' she looked sternly at Mr. P..

''Cough cough cough.. ''

        '' Hmm.. seems you might have allergies too Mr. P..''  she laughed.   But I am concerned with the increase in traffic to my blog..  Somebody knows something or someone or such and might be talking about it.. hmmmmmm ''

'' Nope.. I think its obvious dear.. its the secret police.. yeppers.. they think I don't know anything.. but they aren't sure.. and now they suspect I might indeed know something.. so they have my name and are checking up on me for sure.. that would explain it all..''  Mrs. P decided.. 

''The police aren't secret dear.. if they were you wouldn't know they were the police.. ''

          '' Well I thought we had already established the fact we would pretend not to know anything..  you might have lost me here dear..''    '' Lets just put it this way.. they aren't secret.. but they operate as though everything they do is not well known. Well not well known except for those youtube videos and nightly newscast.. Word might be getting out..  So.. knowing I might know.. and might talk.. they probably are spying on us now..''

''Its a very strange world  ''

''Course this could have something to do with Butterfly.. no telling what she has done now..  ''

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