Meanwhile............

''Good morning Mrs. P''

''Good morning '' 

'' So where is breakfast ?

''So WHERE is my birthday prezzie ?  No present. no breakfast  ...  ''

''But your birthday was weeks ago.. too late now  You shoulda said something then ""

''I did dear.. but you didn't hear me over the football game.. Now that football season is over with you have time to get me a present''

''I still have the Superbowl.. ''

''I still have a whole pot of coffee to sit here and drink in peace and quiet.''

''Now Mrs P..  I don't know whats up here...........''

''You never do''

''But we have been married for thirty years.. and its never bothered you till this year that you didn't get a birthday present''

'' We have been married for thirty two years. and it has bothered me for thirty two years.. its just up until the last few years you were home for me to yell at you about it.. ''

''You have the checkbook.. go buy you what you want''

''Oh no you don't.. that mighta worked in years past but now that I have everything.. and more then one of a lot of it.. it won't work anymore''

'' BUT IF you have everything.. then there is no point in buying you ANYTHING... And I am def not not not building you another shed to put more stuff in..
Why not go shopping and find something you like Mrs P..  ''

''Because you took my car .. thats why ''

'' But I will be glad to loan it back to you for the day''

''SIGH ''

'' I am going to be hungry today aren't I Mrs. P ''

''Oatmeal in the cabinet dear.. Enjoy ''

''What about dinner ?''

'' Mickey Ds on the corner.. enjoy.. and on your way home you can stop and buy me my birthday present ''

AND DON'T FORGET..  Valentines is just around the corner. ''

 





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