Friday, January 27, 2017

Meanwhile.. '' YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ''🙊 [Speak no evil emoticon]

'' Now Mrs. P.. you seem to be a bit cranky nowadays..  Maybe we should talk about it '' [and hoping she doesn't]

                '' I can't talk about it'' groaned Mrs P.

''Sure you can..'' [thinking he should have quit while he was ahead..]

                 ''NO no I CAN'T.. Doncha know.. above all else you should not talk about it.. ''

''Well now I am not sure what you can't talk about.. but maybe you can tell me why you can't talk about it'' [concerned now it just might lead to a bad day in the kitchen]

                ''Talking can lead to trouble Mr P.. IF you TALK.. then someone might hear you..  THEN they will talk about you.. and might decide to take steps to ever keep you from talking again.. to anyone.. about anything'''  retorted Mrs P.. while looking to the left, and then to the right,

''Now Mrs P... you aren't making sense here.. Are you saying we can't ever talk about anything to anyone ?  People talk all the time..''

                ''Yes they do.. but they don't say anything..  Its okay to talk as long as you don't say anything to anyone of any importance..  Thats why everyone talks about the weather and exchanges recipes..  Thats why men talk about sports .. none of those things are important... esp if the Cowboys are not going to the Superbowl '' Mrs P rolled her eyes..

'' Why not ?'' asked Mr. P.. not really wanting to know why but by now he is in too deep..

             ''Well saying something.. could get you into trouble.. its that simple.. If you say something they will have to come after you you know.   They will most certainly have to attack your credibility, even call you a nut.. cause if you made any sense.. or even worse.. if you make any common sense of anything.. well.. it just might upset the apple cart so to speak..  So its just best  you aren't talking about it..  Mrs P explained in hushed tones..

            '' AND just pretend you don't know about it..''   she went on.

'' What happens if  do you talk about it''

           '' Well, at first they try to look the other way.. not making any real comments.. and hope you will forget about it.. ''  ''If that doesn't work.. they will advise you to find someone else to talk to about it.. ''  That way they don't become involved whereas they might have to talk about it..  Its somewhat complicated my dear.. which is why its best just not to talk about it.. then no worries as they say..'' 

Cause even worse then talking about it is actually knowing about it..    Not knowing about it is perfectly acceptable.she explained further.. 


Stayed tuned for '' Knowing about it.. ''  

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